Seeing is not Believing

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Interview With God

I dreamed I had an interview with God.
"So you would like to interview me?" God asked.
"If you have the time" I said.
God smiled. "My time is eternity." "What questions do you have in mind for me?"
"What surprises you most about humankind?"
God answered...
"That they get bored with childhood, they rush to grow up, and then long to be children again."
"That they lose their health to make money... and then lose their money to restore their health."
"That by thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present, such that they live in neither the present nor the future."
"That they live as if they will never die, and die as though they had never lived."
God's hand took mine and we were silent for a while.
And then I asked...
"As a parent, what are some of life's lessons you want your children to learn?"
"To learn they cannot make anyone love them. All they can do is let themselves be loved."
"To learn that it is not good to compare themselves to others."
"To learn to forgive by practicing forgiveness."
"To learn that it only takes a few seconds to open profound wounds in those they love, and it can take many years to heal them."
"To learn that a rich person is not one who has the most, but is one who needs the least."
"To learn that there are people who love them dearly, but simply have not yet learned how to express or show their feelings."
"To learn that two people can look at the same thing and see it differently."
"To learn that it is not enough that they forgive one another, but they must also forgive themselves."
"Thank you for your time," I said humbly.
"Is there anything else you would like your children to know?"
God smiled and said, "Just know that I am here... always."

Dil Ke Aarmaan..

Badi mehnat se meri duniya lutai hogi,

Meri hasti b mitai hogi,

La uske pairon me marham laga du,

Mere dil ko thokar marte unhe chaut to aayi hogi.

Bedard Kuch Dost Aise ho gaye hai hamare,

Jo hamara intezar bi nahi karte,

Kabhi humse bahot baat kiya karte the,

Ab to hame yad bhi nahi karte.

Ishq se mili hai jo tanhai humein,

Kaise uska dard bayaan karenge,

Ekse hi mohabbat itni karli,

Auro se mohabbat kya karenge.

Tera dukh hum seh nahi sakte,

Bhari mahfil me kuch keh nahi sakte,

Humare girte aansu pakad ke dekh,

Wo bhi kehte hai hum tere bin reh nahi sakte.

Har Ek Jazbat ko juban nahi milti,

Har ek aarju ko dua nahi milti,

Muskan banaye rakho to dunia hai sath,

Aansou ko tho anko mein bhi panah nahi milti.

Khul kay ezhar-e-mohabbat karna hamari aadat na thi,

Wo samajay ke humain unse mohabbat na thi,

Sari aarzu dil mein hi rah gaye,

Kabhi hum masroof the, to kabhi unhe fursat na thi.

Chote se dil ko milte jakham bahut hai,

Zindagi ko milte har pal gum bahut hai,

Mar dalti kab ki ye duniya humein,

Kambkhat aap jaise doston ki duaon mein dum bahut hai.

Humne Ansuo se poocha,

Kyu mera majak banate ho,

Sabke samne hi chale ate ho,

Ansu bole

"Mehfil me bhi aapko tanha pate hain",

To saath dene chale aate hai.

Bahut chaha magar tumko bhula na sake,

Khayalon me kisi aur ko la na sake,

Tumko dekh ke aansoo to poch liye,

Par kisi ke samne muskura na sake.

Kasur na unka tha na mera,

Hum dono hi rishton ki rasmein nibhte rahe,

Wo Dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe,

Hum Mohabat ko dil me chupate rahe.

Jab pyar karna sikh liya, to pyar nibhana bhi sikh liya,

Jab aaye aap ki yad to palko ko jhukana bhi sikh liya,

Is dar se ki koi dekh na le ye aansu,

Har gam me muskurana bhi sikh liya.

True Love

Here is a story about lord Krishna that will tell us what true love is about.

Krishna, while living in Dwarka with his favorite wife Rukmani, would very often softly utter to her, "O Radha, O Radha."

Rukmani felt jealous and asked him why he kept remembering Radha so often.

Krishna did not say anything. He just smiled.

A few days later, Krishna complained of stomachache.

Rukmani gave him medicines, but the pain did not go away. He kept moaning in pain.

Krishna told her that only a little Charanamrita (blessed water) of a person who truly loved him would put an end to his agony.

He begged Rukmani to give him some of her Charanamrita.

A shocked Rukmani refused: "how can I commit such a terrible sin?

You are the lord of all that be, and if I gave you my Charanamrita I would surely go to hell."

Krishna then asked Rukmani to send an attendant to Vrindavan and try and procure some Charanamrita from someone there.

Soon the attendant returned with a cupful of Charanamrita and as Krishna sipped it, all the pain disappeared.

He then asked the attendant, "who gave you this Charanamrita?" the attendant replied, "No one in Vrindavan was ready to give it on learning it was for lord Krishna.

Then one young woman came running up to me and gave me this cup.

Her companions cautioned her, "You fool Radha; you are committing the greatest sin.

But she did not care.

She said, "I don't care about what happens to me but I cannot bear to see my beloved Krishna in pain.

"Krishna turned to Rukmani standing by his side and said, "

Radha is not afraid of going to hell for me. She only thinks about me.

So if Radha loves me so much, should I also not long for her?"

This is what true love is about.

It is unconditional.

Sacrifice is the most important characteristics of true love.

Definitions Of Project Management

Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby

Who To Blame

Boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage.
They were a loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes.
When the boy was round two years old, one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle open.
He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the bottle and keep it in the cupboard.
His wife, preoccupied in the kitchen totally forgot the matter.
The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to the bottle fascinated by its colour and drank it all.
It happened to be a poisonous medicine meant for adults in small dosages.
When the child collapsed the mother hurried him to the hospital, where he died.
The mother was stunned.
She was terrified how to face her husband.
When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead child, he looked at his wife and uttered just five words.

QUESTIONS:
1. What were the five words?
2. What is the implication of this story?

ANSWERS:
The husband just said "I am with you Darling".

The husband's totally unexpected reaction is a proactive behavior.

The Child is dead. He can never be brought back to life.

There is no point in finding fault with the mother.

Besides, if only he had taken time to keep the bottle away, this would not have happened.

No one is to be blamed.

She had also lost her only child.

What she needed at that moment was consolation and sympathy from the husband.

That is what he gave her.

If everyone can look at life with this kind of perspective,

there would be much fewer problems in the world.

"A journey of a thousand miles Begins with a single step."

Take off all your envies, jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness, and fears.

And you will find things are actually not as difficult as you think.

MORAL

Sometimes we spend time in asking who is responsible or whom to blame, whether in a relationship, in a job or with the people we know.

By this Way we miss out some warmth in human relationship

Celebration

Celebration means......
A winter evening.
Four friends.
One barsaat.
Four glasses of beer.

Celebration means......
Hundred bucks of petrol.
A rusty old bike.
And an open road.

Celebration means......
Maggi noodles.
A hostel room.
4.25 a.m.

Celebration means......
3 old friends.
3 separate cities.
3 coffee mugs.
1 internet messenger.

Celebration means......
Rain on a hot tin roof.
Pakoras deep-frying.
Neighbours dropping in.
A party.

Celebration means......
You and mom.
A summer night.
A bottle of coconut oil.
A head massage.
Gossiping about absent family members.

You can spend
Hundreds on birthdays,
Thousands on festivals,
Lakhs on weddings,
but to celebrate all you have to do is spend your Time with your loved ones.
Keep in touch with your loved ones ........That's real celebration!

Professionals

A chemical engineer is a man who is doing for a profit what an organic chemist only does for fun.

-Mark Twain

An editor is a person employed on a newspaper whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.

- Laurence J. Peter

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.

- Franz Kafka

A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth.

- Charles R. Darwin

A journalist is someone who spend 50% of its time not saying what he knows and 50% of its time talking about things he doesn't know.

- Elbert Hubbard

A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a "brief".

A philosopher is a person who doesn't have a job but at least understands why.

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

A psychologist is a man whom you pay a lot of money to ask you questions that your wife asks free of charge.

A schoolteacher a is disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.

A sociologist is someone who, when a beautiful women enters the room and everybody look at her, looks at everybody.

A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.

A topologist is a man who doesn't know the difference between a coffee cup and a doughnut.

How to put the right person in the right chair?

Does your Company have a problem in recruiting the right person for the right chair? If yes, try this simple experiment. Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in aclosed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then analyze the situation:

If they are counting and recounting the number of bricks -
PUT THEM IN ACCOUNTS DEPT.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks -
PUT THEM IN ENGINEERING.

If they are arranging the bricks in some other order -
PUT THEM IN PLANNING.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other -
PUT THEM IN OPERATIONS.

If they are sleeping -
PUT THEM IN SECURITY.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces -
PUT THEM IN INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY.

If they are sitting idle -
PUT THEM IN HUMAN RESOURCE DEPT.

If they have thrown the bricks out of the window -
PUT THEM IN THE MATERIALS DEPT.

If they are clinging onto the bricks -
PUT THEM IN TREASURY.

If they say they have tried different combinations,yet not a brick has moved -
PUT THEM IN SALES.

If they have already left for the day -
PUT THEM IN MARKETING.

If they are staring out of the window -
PUT THEM IN THE EXPORT.

AND last but not least..........If they are talking to each other and not a brick hasmoved -
PUT THEM IN TOP MANAGEMENT

Mooooods...

Moods of a woman:
An angel of truth & a dream of fiction,
She's afraid of a wasp,
Will scream at a mouse;
but will tackle a stranger alone in d house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose;
She'll kiss u one minute, then turn up her nose.
She'll win u in rage, enchant u in silk;
She'll b stronger than brandy, milder than milk.
At times she'll be vengeful, merry n sad;
She'll hate u like poison & love u like mad.

Moods of a man:
Hungry
Horny
Sleepy

Prison Life V/s Full-Time Job

In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.
At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.

In prison you get three meals a day.
At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.

In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

In prison you can watch TV and play games.
At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere.
At work you are just ball-and-chained.

In prison you get your own toilet.
At work you have to share.

In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.
At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.

In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time.
At work there are some programs you can never get out of.

In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic.
At work we have managers.

Vajpayee and Bush

Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"

The barman says "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"

Bush says, "We're planning world war 3" The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."

And the guy exclaimed , "A bicycle repairman?!!!"

Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"