Doctors vs Engineers

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.So both groups gather at Pune Station.
Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority .
SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI):---------- --------- --------- -------- ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- - -

7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets.

Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come.

When TC arrives, all 7 Engineers get in one toilet so when TC knocks, one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes away.
NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct Train to PUNE. So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE.

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA):------------ --------- --------- ---- ------------ --------- --------- ------------ - -----------

Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equal".

All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket Engineers don't buy any ticket at all!!!!!..
TC arrives....
ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE.
One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One hand comes with the tickets, he takes theticket and comes in Engg. Bathroo! m... TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined.

SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA):------------ --------- --------- ---- ------------ --------- --------- ------------ - -----------

So now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move for last chance, they board the loc al to Pune.
This time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.
ALL Doctors take 1 tickets...Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time...SO TC Comes.

All Engineers showed their tickets.

Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train.

Letter To My Ex Girlfriend

The Husband Shop

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Instructions at the entrance describe how the store operates:

1. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

2. There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

3. There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

On the second floor the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

On the third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and there the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still,

She goes to the fifth floor and there the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor.

The sign there reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store!