Mooooods...

Moods of a woman:
An angel of truth & a dream of fiction,
She's afraid of a wasp,
Will scream at a mouse;
but will tackle a stranger alone in d house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose;
She'll kiss u one minute, then turn up her nose.
She'll win u in rage, enchant u in silk;
She'll b stronger than brandy, milder than milk.
At times she'll be vengeful, merry n sad;
She'll hate u like poison & love u like mad.

Moods of a man:
Hungry
Horny
Sleepy