Kahin to.. kahin to
Hogi wo,
Duniya jahan tu mere saath hai..
Jahan mein, jahan tu, Aur jahan, bass tere mere jazbaat hai,
Hogi jahan subah teri, Palko ki, kirano mein,
Lori jahan chand ki, Sune teri baahoin mein..
Jaane naa kahan wo duniya hai,
Jaane naa wo hai bhi ya nahi,
Jahan meri zindagi mujhse,
Itni khafa nahi
Saasein kho gayi hai kiski aahon mein,
Mein kho gayi hu jaane kiski baahon mein,
Manzilon se raahein doodhti chali,
Kho gayi hai manzil kahin rahon mein..
Kahin to, kahin to,
Hai nasha..
Teri meri har mulaqaat mein,
Hoton se, hoton ko, Chumti, o rehte hai hum har baat pe,
Kehti hai fiza jahan, Teri zamin aasmaan..
Jahan hai tu, meri hassi,
Meri khushi, meri jaan…
Jaane naa kahan wo duniya hai,
Jaane naa wo hai bhi ya nahi,
Jahan meri zindagi mujhse,
Itni khafa nahi
Trying to get bored listening to this one but its simply amazing piece of music. Especially, when hmmm. Well when u are listening this one with lights off and head phones on medium volume. Only the monitors dim light lighting your face. Watching the rain drops outside from small window opening. It and amazing feeling how a 4 minute song can bring so many beautiful thoughts and pictures onto your mind like flashing lights. After listening it couple of times it sends you in a own trance world. You actually want to believe there is a world out there where someone can waiting for you. Forever. It feels like the lines are filling colors into the blank sketches of the dreams you had once. Only words you feel inside once you open your eyes are hope, patience, security. And most of it LOVE.
-World of dream
Sunday, 17 August 2008
Kahin to hogi wo
Wednesday, 6 August 2008
Customer Support Real Conversation
This is a 100% real technical support conversation I had with an american customer, while supporting computer notebooks. [Cx = Customer]
Me: hello..
Cx: hey hi, i have a problem with my laptop. can you help
Me: sure, thats why I am here sir. whats going on
Cx: My laptop is overheating..(blablablabla.. yeah he spoke a lot) last night I was working it was so hot i can't bear it anymore.. its too hot man.
Me: is this the first time the computer did like that or you found it getting hot earlier too..
Cx: its been doing that on and off.. it was hot last week too.. i put it on top of the AC for some hours..
Me: You put the laptop on AC !!!! you mean the Air Conditioner ????
Cx: yeah.. that cooled it down a bit.. but now it did that again last night..
Me: i see .. so sir do you have the laptop with you now so we can try some troubleshooting to see whats the problem. is it the cooling fan or something..
Cx: yeah lemme get it. i put it in the refrigerator to cool down..
Me: you put the laptop IN THE REFRIGERATOR ???????????
Cx: yeah to cool it down..
Me: you mean the FRIDGE where we put the food ???????????
Cx: yeah that one.. it cools it down..
Me: sir are you aware there is moisture in the refrigerator that could damage the electronic circuits forever..
Cx: nah it wont do that.. it just cools it down... like beer..
Me: sure it does
Cx: so what shall i do about it..
Me: (i wish i could tell you what you need to do EXACTLY).. sir you need to get it serviced.. its a hardware problem.. overheating..
Cx: nah i think its some program that causes it to overheat..
Me: sir.. softwares can cause the system to act slow, weird and can cause processor to overwork.. and fan works overtime.. but system does NOT get overheated for software.. its hardware..
Cx: how do I add another fan to it.. like if i put some small fans inside.. some cooling ducts..
Me: DUCTS ?????
Cx: yeah like the ones in the refrigerator..some coils that could make it cool..
Me: sir.. you need to take it to a technician BEFORE that laptop is totally unusable..
Cx: yeah.. like when i turn it on now.. it gives that strange noise.. like whooooooooo (he actually made a sound) and then i see smoke coming from it..
Me: SMOKE ?????
Cx: yeah like when you smoke a cigarette.. those small circles of smoke..
Me: (silent)
Cx: so how do i get it fixed.
Me: fixed ! yeah we need to get it FIXED.. REALLY FIXED..
Cx: so tell me if i put this laptop in my other big computer.. the one you guys call a desktop.. is it possible if i can take its screen out and fit this laptop into that big computer and can use that..
Me: sir.. you need to contact our company's design department.. that is a BRILLIANT idea.. let me give you their phone number.. it is 1-800-xxx
Cx: thanks.. yeah i need to call them.. i think this might get it work.. that way i dont need to keep the laptop on the lap anymore and it wont heat..
Me: Absolutely.. that is ONE brilliant idea.. thank you for calling and sharing it..
Cx: my pleasure..
Me: anything else i can help you with..
Cx: no thats about it for now.. lemme cool it down for a day in the refrigerator.. i gotta do some serious business on this laptop..
Me: definitely sir.. im sure this machine is serving you well.. it was a real pleasure to be able to talk to you today.. have a good day..
Tuesday, 5 August 2008
Husband 1.0
Husband Upgradation
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the performance of flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running NAGGING 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Desperate
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Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2.
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Television 6.1. Television 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Loud noises ( WAV files) and does not get deleted.
DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Cheerfulness 2.0.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
Software Support Call Center
1). Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.“
Customer “Ok.“
Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?“
Customer: “No.“
Tech Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?“
Customer “No.“
Tech Support:: “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?“
Customer: “Sure, you told me to write ‘click‘ and I wrote ‘click‘.“
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2) Customer: “I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message.“
Tech Support:: “Did you install the update?“
Customer: “No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?“
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3).Customer:: “I‘m having trouble installing Microsoft Word.“
Tech Support:: “Tell me what you‘ve done.“
Customer: “I typed ‘A:SETUP‘.“
Tech Support:: “Ma‘am, remove the disk and tell me what it says.“
Customer:: “It says ‘[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk‘.“
Tech Support:: “Insert the MS Word setup disk.“
Customer:: “What?“
Tech Support: “Did you buy MS word?“
Customer: “No...“
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4).Customer:: “Do I need a computer to use your software?“
Tech Support:: ?!%#$
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5).Tech Support:: “Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, canyou see the ‘OK‘ button displayed?“
Customer: “Wow. How can you see my screen from there?“
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6) Tech Support:: “What type of computer do you have?“
Customer:: “A white one.“
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7). Tech Support:: “Type ‘A:‘ at the prompt.“
Customer:: “How do you spell that?“
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8). Tech Support: “What‘s on your screen right now?“
Customer: “A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store.“
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9). Tech Support:: “What operating system are you running?“
Customer: “Pentium.“
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10). Customer: “My computer‘s telling me I performed an illegal abortion.“
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11).Customer: “I have Microsoft Exploder.“
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12).Customer: “How do I print my voicemail?“
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13). Customer: “You‘ve got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won‘t boot properly.“
Tech Support: “What does it say?“
Customer: “Something about an error and non-system disk.“
Tech Support: “Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?“
Customer: “No, but there‘s a sticker saying there‘s an Intel inside.“
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14). Tech Support: “Just call us back if there‘s a problem. We‘re open 24 hours.“
Customer: “Is that Eastern time?“
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15). Tech Support:: “What does the screen say now?“
Customer: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready‘.“
Tech Support:: “Well?“
Customer: “How do I know when it‘s ready?“
Tuesday, 17 June 2008
Back in Action
Hey Hi, I've not posted for a long time. But since last few weeks I've been having this weird feeling to start blogging again. So took 3 hours and just did some renovation work. Hoping to start writing again soon.
That's it for now then.
God Bless.